Don’t f-up your chocolate, bitches!

April 16, 2018

Don’t f-up your chocolate, bitches!

Summer’s almost here, and temps are on the rise. Here are some helpful tips for keeping your precious chocolate at its very best during warmer months.

 

  • Don’t leave chocolate in a hot car while you get your nails done.
  • Unless you want your chocolate tasting like leftover arrabiatta, don’t leave it in the refrigerator for midnight snacking.
  • Keep chocolate off the kitchen counter, in a cool, dry place. How about in the closet next to your Louboutins? But really, keep the temp below 70 degrees, hot stuff.
  • Bitchfix Chocolate is preservative-free. Be sure to consume it within 3 to 4 weeks of delivery to ensure freshness. Like it would ever sit around anyway.
  • If you are inclined to ration chocolate over a few weeks, better to place it in an air-tight container. Oxygen is not its friend. 
  • Shipping chocolate to another bitch? Even using ice packs, allow no more than 1 to 2 days transport time, max. 
  • Now, if you do f-up and your Bitchfix gets a bit melty, why not treat yourself to a delicious chocolate facial? Check out a step-by-step DIY guide here

 

Take care of your Bitchfix and Bitchfix will take care of you, your cravings and your many moods. Get your dose here.



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