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PMS-ing is hard.
Calming the bitch is easy.

Bitchfix puts a whole new spin on that-time-of-the-month. Every 30 days, subscribers receive a curated collection of artisan chocolate, sure to nip those hormonal surges in the bud. You’re welcome.

Got commitment issues? Don’t worry your pretty head. You can cancel your Bitchfix subscription at any time. You could also poke a stick in your eye, but why would you?

Get or gift a Bitchfix chocolate subscription and turn PMS into Princess Menstrual Syndrome. $42/month.

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