How it works

PMS-ing is hard. Soothing the savage bitch is easy. 10% of every purchase helps spay and neuter dogs.


    Get or gift Bitchfix chocolate to have it automatically delivered every month and glide through PMS with ease.

  • Satisfy your craving

    Bitchfix subscribers can sample an assortment of curated chocolates each month sure to satisfy even the most petulant bitch.

  • Refer-a-bitch

    Spread the word and earn special perks when your fellow bitches subscribe.

Get it or gift it! $42/month

Bitchfix Subscriptions

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